I breastfeed my blog.

Gone and deleted my Twitter. Boo fucking hoo.

Lady Gaga dolls. →

Some pretty awesome hand-made dolls based on the different looks/outfits she has worn in the past. I particularly love the Hello Kitty dress and the top made out of dead Kermits.

Goodbye William, we hardly knew ye. Don’t worry, he’s not dead. His owners have moved house and he will be sadly missed. Bye little man! :’(

He was so playful compared to Woff, he would pretend the toy mice were real and chase them around while our grumpy old cat looked on, bored and jaded.

Adiós!

What the fuck?

I recently received this in my inbox on a popular photo sharing website, which made my blood run cold.

“Hi Scott ******
We liked the look of your photos which we found on ****** *******. Checking your profile we noticed that you live in ****** and are single. That is how we like our friends. If you check our profile you will see that we enjoy a fun life. Our profile only shows the contact who looks at our profile as we like to keep our contacts strictly private. Perhaps you might like to spend a few days with us at our farm in Devon we can guarantee that you will not be bored. All expenses covered by us. We would like to meet you for a meal one evening in whatever district of ****** you like. Then if we get on well we can then make arrangements for you to come and stay with us. We look forward to hearing from you.

From John”

WHAT THE FUCK? Who on Earth would think that anyone with an IQ higher than 7 is going to reply to this? I dread to think what some maybe younger and naive users of the site would have made of this. I do hope that anyone that has received an e-mail like this has blocked the sender and reported them for their quite frankly, spine tingling agenda.

I didn’t stop there. After about 20 minutes my goosebumps had calmed down and I decided to click on his profile page only to have my worst fears confirmed. This man was a total CREEP with sexual motives.

“I live in England. Have a house in Hampstead, North London, for when I have to visit London but my main residence is a small farm house on a 200 acre farm in Devon, England.
Wife and I are both retired and we do a lot of touring both in the UK and Europe. We are a very active couple enjoying many indoor and outdoor sports. 

We are very open-minded on sexual relationships and often share new contacts. We like to invite young contacts to our farm for a week to enjoy good food and companionship at our expense. Sometimes taking our friends on our European holidays.

Photos placed here will be mainly restricted to friends viewing and at our discretion. We do have a more private group for trusted friends. 
We keep our contact list strictly private and only show one contact at a time. 

We do NOT like close ups of animals or birds as we believe that no matter how done even with today’s digital cameras and lenses they are still and intrusion on that wildlife’s life and is destroying THEIR natural habitat.

We avoid disturbing nature reserves and strictly keep to sealed roads.”

The bit in bold was especially chilling to read. Are these people eastern European sex traffickers seeking out young people to take abroad where the rules are laxer to force them into the sex trade? Or maybe they are just a wealthy retired couple wanting to mess around with younger people and spoil them?

Either way, the e-mail made me feel sick. If you ever receive anything like this, delete it and report the sender if they make you feel as uncomfortable as they made me. Sigh.

I breastfeed my dog.

I recently read a “story” in UK womens trash magazine “Pick Me Up” entitled “I breastfeed my dog”. When I read the title I immediately thought to myself, this CANNOT be true and is some sort of play on words. Or maybe the dog was dying in a field or something and it was a one off act of desperation.

IT FUCKING WASN’T!

This crazy woman has openly admitted to her family and friends, and THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD that she actively breastfeeds her dog - sometimes having her baby on one tit and her canine companion on the other.

I do sometimes think my own sense of what is socially acceptable and what is not is warped, and so occasionally wear band t-shirts without shame. While this is clearly a big fat “NO!” to the cool kids on Popjustice, I personally find showing love for your favourite pop acts is totally acceptable!

I do, however, find it slightly worrying that this lady thinks it is OK to breastfeed her pets. I dread to think what else she gets up to with her dog. Maybe she… let’s just leave it there.

See it for yourself here: http://bit.ly/8wLDJr